- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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