- Anti Joke

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How high is the sky? True or False

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

women's rights

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.