- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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