An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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