- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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