A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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How would you rule?

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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