- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

hey guys im gay

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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