- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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