- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

your no better than a cockroach

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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