Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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