- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

were at work systems r down

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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