- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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