So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

How high is the sky? True or False

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

anti jokes are really funny

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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