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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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