Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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