- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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