What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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