how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Major League Soccer

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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