Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Well this is pointless.....

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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