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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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