- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Who's on first? Garvey.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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