How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Christ is a conspiracy

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