what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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