- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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