- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

woman's rights

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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