H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

hey guys im gay

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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