What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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i hate non minorities!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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