- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

lets bomb africa

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Jersey Shore.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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