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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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