In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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vitamin c

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Anti Joke

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