- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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