man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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The dewey decimal system

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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