- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

whats long and black? a baton

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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