if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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