2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

antonis sister is mighty fine

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's brown an sticky Shit

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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