What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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y u no like me joke?

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Worms don't like apples.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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