- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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