mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Well this is pointless.....

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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