- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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