- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

The AIDS patient was gay

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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