Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Womens Basketball.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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