- Anti Joke

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Stop procrastinating.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

whats brown and booky a book.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Good job, son.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road