- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

i committed murder

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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