Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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mexicans fishing

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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