- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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