- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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were at work systems r down

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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