What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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