- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Men

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's long and black The unemployment line

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Obama

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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