What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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