- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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