- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Stephen Hawking

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Jimmy Saville

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How High is a Chinese man

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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