Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

I enjoy Popcorn

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Anti Joke

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