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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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