- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do vampires cross the sea in?

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's 9+10 Ebola

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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