- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A Serbian Film

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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