- Anti Joke

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS