- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Drew Knowles is gay

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

I like the color potato.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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