- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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