- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

tea with milk?

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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