The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A shark ate your mom

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Bitch

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

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