Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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women's rights

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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