- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

That's illegal What? Your mom

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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