- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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