Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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