- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

the WNBA.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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