How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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