- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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