- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How high is the sky? True or False

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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