- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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