- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Diarrhea

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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