- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Sex

No your aunties a joke

gingers

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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