- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

But who would want to sell us out and why?

This is not funny.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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