Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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