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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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