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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!