Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

the redsox

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why do mexicans get made fun of

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Who wants $300? Me too.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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