How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

penis

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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