Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Andoni was here

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

#Hanging Degus

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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