What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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