- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

No your aunties a joke

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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