- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's better than a stick? A stone

here's a joke... the american education society

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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